Beat the Backlist / Books / dispatches from the loony bin / etc.

End of Year Reflection: Go Fuck Yourself, 2017

I feel like I’m saying that a lot these days. Every New Year’s I turn to the past year and scream BURN IN HELL YOU ASSHOLE and then turn to the next year like it’s going to be better. And then it’s not. Or it is in some ways, but worse in other ways. Anyway, this year is no exception. 2017 was long and hard and yet surprisingly short, and while I’m glad it’s over I also want to hit Pause for a few days because I am so not ready for 2018, y’all.

Fifty Shades of Drinking / Vlogs

Chapter 5 of Fifty Shades of Drinking is up!

Prepare yourselves for vodka and amazing rainbow suspenders! Also I’m super angry about everything.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94XU77bIf74]

Don’t forget, you can play the Fifty Shades of Drinking drinking game if you want to join me in the liver-killing shenanigans!

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