A conversation between Mr. Katje and myself yesterday.
Mr. Katje (holding up pens): My pens. Me: I have lots of pens. Mr. Katje: I know, and you are a pen magpie, so if I don’t say these are MY pens they might just disappear on me. Me (laughing): I don’t know what you’re talking about. Mr. Katje: CAW CAW CAW Me: ::bursts into giggles:: Mr. Katje: ADMIT IT Me: I admit nothing! Mr. Katje: and yet I hear no denial!
He’s right to be worried. I got my eyes on his Sharpie.