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Ways to sneak having ice cream for breakfast

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Throw it in your coffee. It’s cream and sugar, and this is also the easiest way to make a peppermint mocha if you don’t have peppermint syrup but do have mint chocolate chip ice cream. Roll it in corn flakes and call it cereal. An ice cream sandwich totally resembles a breakfast burrito, right? Go with that. Just fucking eat… Read more »

Why I’m going to continue drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes, and you should too (if you want to)

Honestly, I think the world would really improve if peoples’ browsers forced them to visit the relevant Snopes page before they can share any of those fraudulent pieces of BS to their FB pages.

Two Crowdfunding Projects I think you should support (if you’re able)

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By supporting these projects you’re helping make the world a safer place for people like me.

We’re not public property

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A quote from Rachele’s amazing rant about the scummy, scamming diet company “Venus Factor.”